• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
  • fvming:

    If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

    wheelcher2:

    honor students cheat more than anybody 

    imjohnlocked:

    you all have to watch ‘how to get away with murder’ it’s such a fucking fantastic show oh god oh god